it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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