I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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