butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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