I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
please come you make the beer taste better
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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