WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
is it fun? or sober?
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