and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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