On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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