Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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