you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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