it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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