Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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