if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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