You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So. Much. Porn.
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