I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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