You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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