I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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