I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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