She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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