Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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