i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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