You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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