We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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