is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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