I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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