you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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