Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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