Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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