hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
Randomize
