You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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