Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
two words...techno handjob
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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