I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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