Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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