just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
My pussy is not your playground.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
