and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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