My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Me. At least after what I've been through.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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