oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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