Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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