Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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