Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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