Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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