That's intense
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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