My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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