It was like getting head from an anaconda
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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