Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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