if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
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It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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