haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I'm having to shit out rocks
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