my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
please come you make the beer taste better
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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