Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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