Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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