Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Randomize
