well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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