talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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