he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Do you remember whose house we're in?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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