Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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