my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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